@jasonkoebler CEO of brain manufacturing company “Noggin” laments: “society is so sad these days. Everyone has a brain, but no one wants to use it and you can easily see that because I just told you it’s true. That’s why we’re working on building a brain that will do all the humaning for you so you can just let your body melt away using our sister company ‘NotTrugs’ suite of patented numbing products”