@Strandjunker and pocketing all the millions idiot companies have given him for it

@Strandjunker I mean.. he has had two attempts on his life... Maybe that has something to do with it?

Inside or out, im not going. :P

@Strandjunker Telling us he needs chopsticks to pee in a cold bathroom without telling us.

@Strandjunker really was hoping for a William Henry Harrison moment.

@Strandjunker Also his age. Old people don’t handle the cold well. 🙄

@Strandjunker Maybe he doesn't want to become a second William Henry Harrison. A man so hard he could stand the coldest and longest inauguration...

@Strandjunker doesn’t matter where it’s held, the reception will be cold.

@Strandjunker Add in anxiety about that diaphanous combover? Current forecast says gusts at 30 in DC on Monday.

@Strandjunker Also, it probably exceeds the specs of the resin in his weave, so it might crack off.

@Strandjunker yup.

Won’t be surprised if tickets are a grift too

@Strandjunker He's also the oldest, and probably least healthy, on that list. I'm sure he fancies himself more Harrison Ford than William Henry Harrison, but nature cares not for the vanity of politicians.

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It’s about the SS worried his people are going to shoot him. The appeal of not having to wear a coat that makes him look fatter, I’m sure the wind would’ve mussed his comb-over.

@Strandjunker Yep. That's what I'm thinking.

@Strandjunker for sure, he will boast about how the place was packed so much they had to put tv screens outside for those unable to get in...

Mark my words...

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Well that, and fear of pipe bombs.

@Andrea Junker :verified: If that's too cold for him, what does he want with Canada and Greenland?

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Thinking Old FOTUS is aware that Harrison caught an inauguration cold that developed into fatal pneumonia on April 4, 1841.

You know, because he has a very good brain, and also a wanton lack of concern for viral transmissions in crowded spaces.

hm that’s an interesting take. As someone who works in a hospital with a primarily geriatric population my first thought was that it was due to his age. Old people do a terrible job at tolerating cooler temperatures and as much as he tries to hide it trump is very old

@Strandjunker and JFK did not wear a top coat at his inauguration. Just a suit jacket. Hailed as a sign of his youth and vigor

@Strandjunker They probably would have him give his address from inside a bulletproof box. Why don't they just heat it? This is the US Government, for $6 Trillion you could heat a box?

@Strandjunker good catch

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And he doesn't want the unwashed, filthy, common magats around him.
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@Strandjunker Reagan was indoors. Maybe Republicans feel the cold (coming from hell).

@Strandjunker There'll be more people at the mall than at the inaguaration.

@Strandjunker Even Reagan was sworn in during 7°F weather outdoors. (And I don't want to give Reagan credit for anything.)

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Guess no-one will come… except for protesting that is…

@Strandjunker I think they may be worried about protestors.

@Strandjunker trump is just old and feeble

@Strandjunker I mean, that may be the case….but he is also the oldest man ever elected to the office, and I imagine his health is a Potemkin Village waiting to be revealed….

@Strandjunker On what actual basis do you assume this?

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Sorry, I know it’s not about this – but every time I read temperature indications in degree Fahrenheit – I just think: "What the shit is this?" And can't focus on the main issue anymore. Like this – I don't know how warm or cold it is in reality.
(Same is with miles, yards, galleons etc.)