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Mat B

(@TwoClownsEating@beige.party)

Do 29.02.2024

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Don't believe everything a little bird (X) tells you.

I'm a silly fucker.

Music, nonsense, random stories (always a story) and whatever comes to mind.

Not a racist, a homophobe, a transphobe or a bigot. Basically not a cunt (I do swear so if that is not for you, I'm definitely not for you).

Please add i.e. descriptive descriptions, to your pictures for visually impaired and all people. No decent description, no boost from me.

Profile picture

A Polaroid photo of me, a small bird, whispering into the ear of a once devestatingly handsome man who made bad hair choices, about 25 years ago. Being a Blue Tit, I'm probably dead now. I may have been dead at the time.

Header

Black and white photo of a now destroyed piece of emulsion slogan graffiti on a wall in Kings Cross (London, UK). It reads "Rave is Best". I'm sure there's a story behind it but the criminal responsible has never been identified.

Pronouns

He/Him/That Idiot/Dad, why are you like this?

beige.party · mastodon · 2025-07-18 23:08:18

Föderation EN Mo 24.02.2025 22:22:57

My "smart" TV has been nagging me to update it's firmware. Update or Maybe Later, no option to refuse. I eventually got bored of clicking later every time I turned it on so installed it.

Motherfucker. Every time I pause my TV now it puts an advert page up now. I can click to remove it but why should I have to? Samsung just installed a digital billboard in my home by stealth.

I hope the advertising revenue was worth it because I will never buy a Samsung product again you stupid fucks.

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