Alice McFlurry

Gonna start a No Doubt cover band and call it Doubt.

Bad news: One of my coworkers just followed me on Mastodon.

Good news: My watch is letting me count my panic attack as a workout.

Everyone seems to be obsessed with passive income but I’m set on passive-aggressive income, so you should probably pay me back if you care even the slightest amount about our friendship and how much I thought it meant to you.

It's not reassuring that doctors and lawyers only practice.

Friendly advice: There is a Mastodon setting where you can group boosts within your timeline so you won’t see the same post getting boosted over and over again.

Go to Mastodon in the browser > Gear icon > Menu icon in upper right > Other > Check "Group boosts in timelines"

(May be slightly different on a desktop, but that's the general idea)

Disclaimer: It's not perfect, but it's something.

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We are so lucky to live on a planet where our skies look like this.

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Today marks one year on Mastodon and, more importantly, one year NOT on Twitter!

I don’t have the attention span to read anything longer than a paragraph and I fully recognize that this is incredibly hypocritical for a person who regularly posts long, awkward stories on what is supposed to be a short-form social media platform, but my admin allows over 11,000 characters per post and I will not let that go to waste.