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Föderation EN Do 08.05.2025 15:11:16

"God! Why the fuck is everyone on the Fediverse so WEIRD?"

Shut up. It's a feature. It is the best feature.

Föderation EN Do 08.05.2025 15:21:04

@Binder

We're not "weird".

We just use different parameters to define "normal".

Föderation EN Do 08.05.2025 15:59:17

@GustavinoBevilacqua @Binder I called myself weird until it became an insult to use against US-Republicans.

Now I am officially wyrde, which is even better. 😁

Föderation EN Do 08.05.2025 16:30:49

@courtcan A weird life is good. Weird legislation and weird government budgets, not so good. @GustavinoBevilacqua @Binder

Föderation EN Do 08.05.2025 15:32:30

@Binder We throw bricks through the overton window.

Föderation EN Do 08.05.2025 15:33:46

@justmichelle πŸ‘πŸΌ πŸ‘πŸΌ

Föderation EN Do 08.05.2025 16:40:37

@justmichelle It would be really funny to stuff one of these with an actual brick instead of foam just to confuse people.

Föderation EN Do 08.05.2025 16:00:49

@Binder

I have to put together a poster today showing that a factor analysis of 21 markers derived from chest CT and spirometry calculated at two time points, 5 years apart are almost exactly the same. The point is that the covariance structure between what lungs look like and how lungs can be used is ridiculously stable even in people who have damaged their lungs via smoking cigarettes. Then I have to grade applications to a public health fellowship and work on a letter of intent for a study of adrenal insufficiency. So, yeah, a typical day! Not weird at all!

Föderation EN Do 08.05.2025 16:04:31

@Binder and did @godpod answer?

Föderation EN Do 08.05.2025 16:17:56

@Binder πŸ™‹β€β™€οΈ

Föderation EN Do 08.05.2025 16:39:05

@Binder On the Fediverse, no one knows that you're a xylophagous fungal holobiont forced to communicate online because it is literally illegal for cryptids to reveal themselves to normie humans without an interposing layer of plausible deniability to cast doubt on their existence. No normies, no SCP/MiB problems.

Föderation EN Do 08.05.2025 16:39:55

@Binder That would be like asking why there are so many assholes on twitter or why there's so much drama on forums or why there's so many posters with animal avatars on furry sites

The purpose of the system is what it does.

Föderation EN Do 08.05.2025 16:49:47

@Binder ...when the opposite of Woke is Asleep!

Föderation EN Do 08.05.2025 16:52:44

@Binder I posed this question to my legion of trained crickets. Their answer, translated from the original hex cipher, was "If time were real, the happening would be soon"

Föderation EN Do 08.05.2025 16:58:51

@Binder why is everyone else THE SAME kind of weird!? :akko_derp: are they clones

Föderation EN Do 08.05.2025 17:17:49

@jasmine @Binder

I'm my own unique kind of weird thank you!

I absolutely don't have like thirty or forty people in my feed that I follow because "they get me" and "I get them" and our weirdness resonates with each others.

Föderation EN Do 08.05.2025 17:00:57

@Binder you guys are weird

Föderation EN Do 08.05.2025 17:03:12

@Binder They're the weird ones

Föderation EN Do 08.05.2025 17:04:51

@Binder β€œWhen the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.”

β€”Hubble Space Telescope

Föderation EN Do 08.05.2025 17:08:38

@Binder "Eccentricity has always abounded when and where strength of character has abounded; and the amount of eccentricity in a society has generally been proportional to the amount of genius, mental vigor, and moral courage which it contained. That so few now dare to be eccentric, marks the chief danger of the time.”

- John Stuart Mill

Föderation EN Do 08.05.2025 17:09:59

@Binder it's the best part

Föderation IT Do 08.05.2025 17:24:18

@Binder
I'm not weird.
Everyone else is.