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mas.to · mastodon · 2025-03-15 20:40:05

Smudge The Insult Cat 🐀
@SmudgeTheInsultCat@mas.to

Föderation EN Sa 15.03.2025 03:20:19

THAT PART!!! WOMEN are 51% of the population but 70% of the poor and 83% of single parents doing 66% of the work producing 50% of the food but earn just 11% of the pay and own only 1% of the land In case you wondered why we still need feminism! My Voice, My Choice

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Smudge The Insult Cat 🐀

Smudge The Insult Cat 🐀
@SmudgeTheInsultCat@mas.to

Föderation EN Fr 13.12.2024 05:09:16

(Kid sitting too close to the TV screen) Don't sit too close to the TV, it'll hurt your eyes! (Guy wearing a virtual reality mask) 40 years later..

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Smudge The Insult Cat 🐀
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Föderation EN Mo 09.12.2024 05:31:44

(Manhole covers with white road line stripes painted onto them, though they’ve been turned to not line up) If video games have taught me anything, rotating these will unlock the next room.

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Föderation EN Mi 27.11.2024 00:40:48

Ahmad @BIkMamba • 1d Just found out my coworker is a antivaxer.. we're microbiologists @foamtherunway Replying to @BIkMamba I work with a flat earther... at an airline.

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Föderation EN Mi 20.11.2024 15:13:19

Them: Nuclear power is just boiling water. You just insulted my entire profession But yes.

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Föderation EN Di 19.11.2024 19:43:43

(The white wake of speed boat through blue waters) BOAT TRAILS! WAKE UP, SHEEPLE! THEY RE PUTTING DIHYDROGEN MONOXIDE IN OUR WATER!

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Föderation EN Do 14.11.2024 17:41:55

Caligula making his horse a Senator, doesn't seem so bad anymore.

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Föderation EN Mi 13.11.2024 17:31:36

In the 60s, the KGB did some fascinating psychological experiments. They learned that if you bombard human subjects with fear messages nonstop, in two months or les most of the sublects are competer brainwasned to believe the false message. To the point that no amount of clear information they are shown, to the contrary, can change their…

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Föderation EN So 10.11.2024 02:33:42

(A woman in her bathroom wearing a bath cap and brushing her teeth - toilet paper roll end hangs down backwards) @HanaMichels This is my tinder profile. I've had it for a year. 23 men have contacted me to say l'm incorrect about toilet paper

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Föderation EN Fr 01.11.2024 05:25:41

I HOPE THE GREAT PUMPKIN GOES TO PRISON.

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