"AT FIRST WE WERE AFRAID, WE WERE PETRIFIED

KEPT THINKING WE COULD NEVER LIVE WITHOUT YOU BY OUR SIDE

AND WE SPENT SO MANY NIGHTS THINKING HOW YOU DID US WRONG

NOW WE'VE BANDED ALL TOGETHER, YOUR TARIFF MADE US STRONG

AND SO YOU KNOW, YOU'RE NOT SO GREAT

THERE'S NOT A SNOWBALL'S CHANCE IN HELL WE'LL BE YOUR 51ST STATE."

Rumour has it that this parody version of I Will Survive is now #1 on the Canadian Hot 100.

https://www.quintenews.com/2025/02/26/3515

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