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feliks

feliks
@feliks@chaos.social

Föderation EN Mi 17.07.2024 11:10:15

Alistair Barrie @AlistairBarrie: Wife just convinced daughter we couldn’t set up a camera to film the tooth fairy ‘because of GDPR’. Handy being married to a compliance manager.

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meeper मीपर्

meeper मीपर्
@meeper@udongein.xyz

Föderation · Mi 17.07.2024 11:43:37

@feliks child is either going to grow up fucking hating any form.of beurocracy (good ending) or become.insufferable :/

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kolya

kolya
@kolya@social.cologne

Föderation EN Mi 17.07.2024 14:04:10

@feliks priming kids to consider data protection and privacy a nuisance :thinking:

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Karl Voit :emacs: :orgmode:

Karl Voit :emacs: :orgmode:
@publicvoit@graz.social

Föderation EN Mi 17.07.2024 14:48:32

@feliks Oh yeah, spread more bullshit about ! That's what experts are doing, right? 🤔

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:manjaro: Anon

:manjaro: Anon
@chainofflowers@pleroma.neuromante.net

Föderation DE Mi 17.07.2024 15:17:24

sweeeeeeeeeet 😃♥️

@dataKnightmare will love this!

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White_Rabbit 🐇💖☢

White_Rabbit 🐇💖☢
@nobru@mastodon.thenewoil.org

Föderation EN Mi 17.07.2024 15:57:29

@feliks
On one hand, I can't stop smiling; on the other, what kind of monster would willingly expose its child to GDPR?!
🤭

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Eragon

Eragon
@eragon@pl.eragon.re

Föderation · Mi 17.07.2024 17:47:21

@feliks I'm pretty sure that you can respect GDPR and still have a camera. But you probably need the authorization of the tooth fairy

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Alexandre Muñiz

Alexandre Muñiz
@two_star@mathstodon.xyz

Föderation EN Mi 17.07.2024 18:26:19

@feliks Next step, train the child to leave a plate of cookies for the tooth fairy, with a card with a checkbox that the fairy must check in order to accept cookies.

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Richie Rich

Richie Rich
@RichieRich@hessen.social

Föderation DE Mi 17.07.2024 19:24:01

@feliks 🤣👍

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NiniBAnnieQuaker

NiniBAnnieQuaker
@NiniBAnnieQuaker@mastodon.social

Föderation EN Mi 17.07.2024 20:37:45

@feliks

Next, DNA tracing of Santa Claus.

people.com/human-interest/girl

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