@maxleibman Your face must include at least one capital letter, one lower-case letter, one number and a nose.

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@maxleibman Also, your face must contain at least one number and one symbol.

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Yet another dimension to the problem of "losing face," Max!

@maxleibman Also make sure your face has at least one of the following: bloodshot eyes, heterochromia, heavy freckles, nose ring, forked tongue.

@maxleibman good thing I got 100 of them :D

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cry your pardon, gunslinger. I have forgotten the face of my iphone

@maxleibman there will be time, there will be time
To prepare a face —

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@maxleibman @cstross https://aus.social/@Unixbigot/114457133766652876

@maxleibman FaceID? No, thank you! It’s bad enough I have to change the dog’s name every sixty days.

@maxleibman Same with fingerprint reader... You need to change your... fff..... ughhh sorry for dat.

Please contact the technical support desk if you have forgotten your fingers and need help resetting them.

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i only have 7 versions of resting bitch face, so i guess i have a problem here. ;D

@maxleibman @Viss 👏🏼 That made me laugh as I’ve read policies that made as much sense

@maxleibman ah, look at all the logged out people