@samuraiplumber @godpod

It's inapplicable. Putin gets more after King David than after Hitler. For Hitler, gassing prisoners was the point. For King David and Putin, dead recruits are the point. There's a reason Putin uses homophobia and Stalin-nostalgia to recruit men suffering from financial strain: policing. Putin isn't a statesman, he's a CopOnTheEdge with a political office instead of a badge. He's looking to recruit native Russian speakers with active shooter red flags and WAIT OUT

@samuraiplumber @godpod You're a genius! All we need is a gun that looks like a cheeseburger and this issue will solve itself.

Oh wait. Convicted felon can't own guns. DANGIT!