Michael Stanclift (@vmstan@vmst.io)
Föderation EN Mi 24.07.2024 17:29:27
Since the Harris campaign is evaluating VP candidates, allow me to list my qualifications…
- my favorite condiment is mayonnaise
You know where to reach me.
Brad Rubenstein “” (@BradRubenstein@infosec.exchange)
Föderation EN Mi 24.07.2024 17:32:55
I'm sure your candidacy would absolutely emulsify the electorate.
Renaud Chaput (@renchap@oisaur.com)
Föderation EN Mi 24.07.2024 18:27:00
@vmstan Real mayonnaise, or the abomination you have in the US? 😇
Michael Stanclift (@vmstan@vmst.io)
Föderation EN Mi 24.07.2024 20:54:12
@renchap if you’re referring to Miracle Whip that is indeed an abomination.
Nathan A. Stine (@stinerman@mastodon.social)
Föderation EN Mi 24.07.2024 21:26:11
@johnefrancis @vmstan @renchap miracle whip is actually considerably better than mayonnaise.
Nathan A. Stine (@stinerman@mastodon.social)
Föderation EN Do 25.07.2024 05:56:48
@vmstan @johnefrancis @renchap mayonnaise doesn't have the tangy zip of Miracle Whip™
Michael Stanclift (@vmstan@vmst.io)
Föderation EN Do 25.07.2024 06:04:45
@stinerman @johnefrancis @renchap I get my tangy zips like nature intended.
Faded_DaddyO (@cdenesha@fosstodon.org)
Föderation EN Do 25.07.2024 04:33:56
@vmstan yes, but what is your stance on tartar sauce?
Michael Stanclift (@vmstan@vmst.io)
Föderation EN Do 25.07.2024 04:36:07
@cdenesha all condiments matter.