@WearsHats

I asked Google Assistant on my phone how to remove it.

It was annoying because it popped up if I accidentally long pressed on the middle button. I never use it.

It told me I couldn't but I could turn it off.

So I did.

Now it pops up both on the middle button *and* when I connect a Bluetooth device.

But instead of asking how it can help, it says "turn me on, so I can help you".

Google obviously uses a different meaning of "turned off"