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· Föderation EN Sa 17.05.2025 22:07:00

why is it Irish? why are they dressed like Zlad crossed with Jedward?

Föderation EN Sa 17.05.2025 22:08:25

oh lawd that tongue thing, they look like fucking Predator

Föderation EN Sa 17.05.2025 22:12:07

this is weird as fuck and I'm pretty sure they're trying to lure me into nearby rocks but it's kinda cool?

Föderation EN Sa 17.05.2025 22:12:34

this is going to awaken some fucking weird fetishes in people

Föderation EN Sa 17.05.2025 22:17:11

NL's intro was so strong and he can *really* sing, but the chorus is way too generic-forgettable-eurovision-fodder. actually a shame, I reckon he would've done incredibly well with something a bit more unique

Föderation EN Sa 17.05.2025 22:18:19

oh I've heard about Finland's entry, it's a Welsh choir backed song about having an orgasm

Föderation EN Sa 17.05.2025 22:22:36

dying laughing at this, that was fucking brilliant. it's like a Finnish Rammstein parody

Föderation EN Sa 17.05.2025 22:25:05

"what if we made the piano look like a massive penis?" - Italy, probably

Föderation EN Sa 17.05.2025 22:26:51

OH: "he looks like if Noel fielding died and then became a moth"