Föderation EN Fr 09.05.2025 09:29:32 Okay so let's presume I wanted to do some strength training with the goal of eventually obtaining the body of an Amazonian warrior, but that I'm currently extremely fat and exceptionally out of shape and asthmatic and can't afford a gym membership. How the fuck do I even start |
Föderation EN Fr 09.05.2025 09:32:58 @stellarskylark amphetamines? |
Föderation EN Fr 09.05.2025 09:35:27 @aeva let's presume I also have mild tachycardia and don't want to be hospitalized |
Föderation EN Fr 09.05.2025 09:39:05 @stellarskylark i have tachycardia and have not been hospitalized for my amphetamines, but ymmv |
Föderation EN Fr 09.05.2025 09:40:34 @stellarskylark have you considered walking around |
Föderation EN Fr 09.05.2025 09:42:19 @aeva I live in Texas, it sucks here it's too hot and the cities are built on the assumption that pedestrians don't exist |
Föderation EN Fr 09.05.2025 09:43:23 @stellarskylark have you considered simply moving to another state |
Föderation EN Fr 09.05.2025 09:44:14 @aeva I have in fact considered this and have furthermore been interested in taking it a step further and moving to a different country if I can |
Föderation EN Fr 09.05.2025 09:46:19 @stellarskylark well there you go problem solved |
Föderation EN Fr 09.05.2025 09:47:08 @aeva I am still interested in finding some way to start exercising while I am stuck here tho |
Föderation EN Fr 09.05.2025 09:48:38 @stellarskylark I've always wondered if just clenching every muscle really hard counts as exercise but my PT told me to stop doing that |
Föderation EN Fr 09.05.2025 09:50:00 @stellarskylark do you live near the gulf of texas maybe there's somewhere you can go swimming without anyone to bother you? |
Föderation EN Fr 09.05.2025 09:57:39 @aeva unfortunately I'm in the shitty part of Texas near Oklahoma |
Föderation EN Fr 09.05.2025 10:22:03 @stellarskylark have you considered going to bed |
Föderation EN Fr 09.05.2025 10:22:22 @aeva @stellarskylark such hypocrisy I have never seen |
Föderation EN Fr 09.05.2025 10:23:24 @stellarskylark That comment was directed at @aeva for the avoidance of doubt |
Föderation EN Fr 09.05.2025 10:59:04 @cwebber @stellarskylark christine idk what you're talking about lol |
Föderation EN Fr 09.05.2025 09:46:21 @stellarskylark @aeva moving to another state because one cannot afford gym membership /lh |
Föderation EN Fr 09.05.2025 10:12:03 @stellarskylark I don’t exercise, but I do occasionally do stretches in bed right after I wake up if my body will let me without causing more pain, & it’s helped me build up a bit more tolerance for walking & stuff. Not sure if this is at all helpful advice… |