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CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow:

(@catsalad@infosec.exchange)

Fr 11.11.2022

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【 Professional Computer Booper 】
Even my brain has certs (asd,adhd,...)
Gender: a threat model :nonbinary_flag: (they/them)

”Hän on vähän sellainen kusilonkki”

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CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow:

Föderation EN Mi 12.02.2025 02:42:52

May you one day see precedented times.

CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow:

Föderation EN Mo 10.02.2025 22:06:00

The current situation...

Minecraft message saying:
You may not rest now, there are monsters nearby
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You may not rest now, there are monsters nearby
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You may not rest now, there are monsters nearby
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CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow:

Föderation EN Do 06.02.2025 01:16:55

Soft food scam alert!!!

Here's a common scam going that is going around that you should know about:

[Photo of a meowing con-artist in action]

Sometimes cats will meow at you like they haven't been fed, but in fact someone DID feed them and they're just trying to get fed again. Stay alert!

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CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow:

Föderation EN Di 04.02.2025 20:35:53

Weeeeee! 🛝

CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow:

Föderation EN Mo 27.01.2025 23:00:52

What's the big deal? A tie is just a business attire choker anyway.... >_>

Your Teams profile picture

Hey _______

We all appreciate your cute aesthetic, but unfortunately, we have to ask you to change your Teams profile picture. Remind yourself that this photo will show through in all business communication with our clients. 

For best results, please take off your cat ears and choker, and try going for a more formal look. No worries - you're still a cutie, even in business attire! 

Best Regards, 

Senior Manager

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CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow:

Föderation EN Do 23.01.2025 09:05:04

There. That will keep him from— Oi! Stop that!

Photo of an orange cat caught in the act of jumping mid-air to grab part of a hanging plant that is attached to a ceiling lamp inside of a house. (This is why you always make sure your indoor plants are not poisonous to felines if you own a cat.) 🤦‍♀️

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CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow:

Föderation EN Mo 20.01.2025 17:37:28

:possum::possum:

Drawing of two chunky opossums sitting and screaming while their tongues flaps out.

Inside of you there are two opossums.
Both are screaming.

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CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow:

Föderation EN Do 16.01.2025 16:58:41

:abloblamp:

CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow:

Föderation EN Di 07.01.2025 16:42:17

Spreading for awareness.

CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow:

Föderation EN Fr 27.12.2024 21:20:15

Today's latest news in cat scientific discoveries:
Soap does not, in fact, taste good. 🧼

A collage of five photos of an orange cat chomping into a bar of soap in the shower, then immediately regretting doing so.

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