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· Föderation EN Sa 17.05.2025 21:21:37

someone broke into the Goa'uld costume cupboard

Föderation EN Sa 17.05.2025 21:27:24

is it just me or are the levels a bit off? it feels like the singers are about 2-3dB lower than the announcers and hosts.

Föderation EN Sa 17.05.2025 21:31:50

oh this is going to cause some memes

Föderation EN Sa 17.05.2025 21:35:43

OH: "looks like she's in a giant lampshade"

Föderation EN Sa 17.05.2025 21:41:11

Radiohead x Placebo x Coldplay vibes from Lithuania, I really love this.

Föderation EN Sa 17.05.2025 21:48:03

the guitarist from Ukraine's entry looks like a knock-off Timothy Chalamet and we instinctively shouted LISAN AL GAIB

Föderation EN Sa 17.05.2025 21:50:26

their entry is trying to be too many things though. weird 70s pop prog vibes.

Föderation EN Sa 17.05.2025 21:58:38

the UK singing a mediocre Grease-style tribute to binge drinking feels incredibly appropriate.

Föderation EN Sa 17.05.2025 22:00:40

my wife suggested that we should've sent @gasman as our entry and tbh I reckon that'd have done much better

Föderation EN Sa 17.05.2025 22:03:19

nobody expects the opera rave ending

Föderation EN Sa 17.05.2025 22:06:06

wait no I take it back, this is wish.com basshunter.

Föderation EN Sa 17.05.2025 22:07:00

why is it Irish? why are they dressed like Zlad crossed with Jedward?

Föderation EN Sa 17.05.2025 22:08:25

oh lawd that tongue thing, they look like fucking Predator

Föderation EN Sa 17.05.2025 22:12:07

this is weird as fuck and I'm pretty sure they're trying to lure me into nearby rocks but it's kinda cool?

Föderation EN Sa 17.05.2025 22:12:34

this is going to awaken some fucking weird fetishes in people

Föderation EN Sa 17.05.2025 22:17:11

NL's intro was so strong and he can *really* sing, but the chorus is way too generic-forgettable-eurovision-fodder. actually a shame, I reckon he would've done incredibly well with something a bit more unique

Föderation EN Sa 17.05.2025 22:18:19

oh I've heard about Finland's entry, it's a Welsh choir backed song about having an orgasm

Föderation EN Sa 17.05.2025 22:22:36

dying laughing at this, that was fucking brilliant. it's like a Finnish Rammstein parody

Föderation EN Sa 17.05.2025 22:25:05

"what if we made the piano look like a massive penis?" - Italy, probably

Föderation EN Sa 17.05.2025 22:26:51

OH: "he looks like if Noel fielding died and then became a moth"