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Kim Scheinberg

(@kims@mas.to)

Fr 04.11.2022

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Retired speechwriter. Big fan of Peppermint Patty and wooden jigsaw puzzles.

Ex-Wall St, ex-NYT, ex-dotcom stuff.
Ex-New Yorker, now in Las Vegas

I've been around since the days of usenet (met my husband there, our kids are now in their 20s). Most of my public writing is under my own name on Quora, or elsewhere under someone else's byline.

She/her


Kim Scheinberg

Föderation EN Di 25.02.2025 06:31:53

I didn't realize how fucking useful the word 'fucking' is for eliminating AI

Turns out, it's really fucking useful!

image shows that putting 'how to clean plexiglass' into a google search field returns an AI result for how to clean plexiglass

image shows that putting 'fucking how to clean plexiglass' into a google search field returns results with no AI suggestions

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Kim Scheinberg

Föderation EN Sa 22.02.2025 05:03:09

This is a picture of the joint chiefs as of this morning, Feb 21, 2025.

Two of them were fired three hours ago. Anyone want to guess which two?

[If you need a hint, it's in the alt text]

Kim Scheinberg

Föderation EN Fr 21.02.2025 04:48:35

WSJ reporting on Elon forcing companies to advertise on X lest he block their mergers

"A lawyer at advertising conglomerate Interpublic Group fielded a phone call in December from a lawyer at X. The message was clear, according to several people with knowledge of the conversation: Get your clients to spend more on Elon Musk’s social-media platform, or else."

Obviously it's extortion, but could this be the most effective antitrust measure we've seen since Lina Khan?

@pluralistic

A lawyer at advertising conglomerate Interpublic Group fielded a phone call in December from a lawyer at X. The message was clear, according to several people with knowledge of the conversation: Get your clients to spend more on Elon Musk’s social-media platform, or else.

X CEO Linda Yaccarino has made comments that seemed like similar warnings in conversations with Interpublic executives, according to people with knowledge of those talks.

Interpublic leaders interpreted the communications from X as reminders that the recently announced $13 billion deal to merge Interpublic with rival Omnicom Group OMC-0.53% ¥ could be torpedoed, or at least slowed down, by the Trump administration, given Musk’s powerful role in the federal government, some of the people said. They also had a front-row seat to Musk’s continued criticism of advertisers that ditched X since he bought it in 2022, when it was known as Twitter.

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Kim Scheinberg

Föderation EN Mi 22.01.2025 19:43:14

My friend Derek Tearne caught the tail end of Atlas Comet last night in Aotearoa New Zealand. He'd moved to a rural area four years ago to indulge his astrophotography hobby and it's certainly paid off.

But geez, as spectacular as the comet is, it's almost overshadowed by the satellites. I wonder if his hobby is, like the comet, at the tail end of its life.

photo of a deep blue and purple sky with a hint of sunrise on the horizon

a yellow comet streaks into the horizon through a pink and lavender cloud

you can also see the streaks of nearly a dozen starlink satellites in the sky

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Kim Scheinberg

Föderation EN Mi 20.11.2024 20:53:07

Since Calvin and Hobbes are popular right now, please know that the entire archive is available online, searchable, for free. This includes ALL the strips, including some that didn't make it into the various anthologies:

gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes

And if you are insistent on using alt text but are (like me) sometimes not motivated to type out the dialogue, there's even a 'transcript' button in the three-dot submenu. It's short on describing images, but it's thorough on the text.

Calvin and Hobbes cartoon, the premise of which is a little boy owns a stuffed tiger that is "alive" when no one else is around

This strip is from Dec 23, 1987 but the full image is a screenshot of the Go Comics site which includes various links for sharing the cartoon. In the lower right corner as part of a three-dot submenu is a button that says 'transcribe' which I put a red box around

The cartoon itself is four panels, Calvin and Hobbes are talking, no other action or images

Panel 1:
Calvin: Well, I've decided I do believe in Santa Claus, no matter how preposterous he sounds. 

Panel 2:
Hobbes: <inquisitive> What convinced you? 
Calvin: A simple risk analysis. 

Panel 3:
Calvin: I want presents, lots of presents. Why risk not getting them over a matter of belief? Heck, I'll believe anything they want. 

Panel 4::
Hobbes: How cynically enterprising of you. 
Calvin: <big grin> It's the spirit of Christmas.

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Kim Scheinberg

Föderation EN Sa 19.10.2024 06:15:29

Six years later, this is still the best "selfie" ever taken

approximately 40 large dogs, a wide variety of breeds, in the hallway of a doggie daycare nearly all facing the camera. 

In the very front is a black dog closer to the camera than all the other dogs, giving the perspective of a "top dog" holding the camera

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Kim Scheinberg

Föderation EN Di 17.09.2024 04:30:55

Found on FB with the following text:

"While I was trying to photograph the Northern Lights in the wee hours of the morning, my cat decided to photobomb the picture. Since I had the camera’s shutter speed maxed out, it ended up leaving a sort of ghostly image of my cat in the photo.
Township of Holway, Taylor County, Wisconsin
Admin asked me to edit my post with the nearest city. The nearest city to the location of this picture is Owen, WI, which is 9 miles away."

Photographer: Kristie Kohn

a very starry night sky that changes colors as it approaches the horizon

it starts off blue, becomes red, then yellow with a bright green aurora at the horizon

at the bottom of the photo is a silhouette of a large cat looking at the horizon as described in the photographer's text

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Kim Scheinberg

Föderation EN Fr 23.12.2022 18:40:07

The holidays can be a really tough time. The advice I often heard was, "Volunteer at a soup kitchen. Help others. Get out of your head." It's perfectly fine advice, but unhelpful if the mere thought of interacting with people is overwhelming. Anyway, here's a thing I did one year that did help:

I bought a Cookie Monster costume, went to the airport, and waited at arrivals with a sign that said "COOKIE"

Didn't have to talk to anyone and boy did I get to watch people's faces light up.

5 people, 4 men in suits and one dressed as Cookie Monster, standing in an airport terminal holding up signs with passenger names on them.
Cookie Monster's sign simply says COOKIE

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